Before I start this awkward dream. I got the title half way from, my fiance. Thanks babe. Anyway.

I finally went to bed at 7:35 AM. And things werent exactly going as I wanted them to be. Needless to say. I was woried. I fell asleep..And immediatly it started..

I awoke in this very house, looking around to noone home, and the windows were giving a greyish tint through the miniblinds. I stood and called for my companions, but noone answered. So I continued into this very computer room, and I hear a series of heavy thumps and dust sprinkles from the celing. Confused, I took a glance up to the celing and then the doorway at the top of the stairs ( This is an apt complex ) cracks, then a hole is torn in the center which has three horrificly large spider legs poking through it. They retract, and the head of what can only be described as a demon peers through with it's blackened orbed eyes and lets out a high pitched ear piercing scream. I turned to run out the door, and it was locked. Through the door now, I can see all of the nightmareish figure, all eight legs stretched across the archway, and the beast hanging upside down starring at me. All I could do was run.. So I ran to the window and busted it, then jumped out. As I landed..roughly.. ( Ouch.. road rash ) I picked my head up to realize I'd made it from Sugarcreek.. to Phila. All in one window.. ( ? ) So I picked myself up and of course, these creatures are expert hunters or something.. It too comes through the window after me, and chases me.. As I hear the clickity clickity clack of it's huge ass nails ticking on the pavement after me, I eyes the houses around me and looked for good shelter.. The court house? No. The library.. Fuck no. So I looked for my old house.. And I threw open the doors..And ended up back in this place ( Fuck. ) So I slam the door, lock it, and repeat this step untill I end up in the bathroom, in the shower, curled in the fetal position and shaking with horror. The first door busts. Then the second. And by the time it gets through to the last.. It does some kind of regurgitating thing and burns a hole in the door. Where it again, peers at me.. But. Luckily, I have the shower curtain closed. It comes in anyway ( Figures. ) So I dont speak. I dont move.. I dont even breathe... And it's standing in front of the curtain, spinning slowely, looking for something...So I have no way out.. I pick up a razor...Bust it as quietly as I can.. Ans slit, from the bottom of my palms all the way to my elbows.. On both arms.. And I'm sobbing now.. The thing turns and sniffs the air, grunting and squabbling like it knows I'm there.. And then I finally end it.. With the razor.. All the way from ear to ear.. My vision goes blurry.. And it whips open the shower curtain, and reaches for me......

So I sat up sweating..Yeah.. it was bad.. I dont like fighting with my baubby.. See what it does?....